Is that real?  It LOOKS real, in a fake sort of way.  Jesus.

I like to think the bus is still in drive and he’s about to be run over.

“I’m a cool guy, I only consumed steroids when I was young.”

I love the “in select theaters for a limited time only” at the bottom of the poster. Isn’t that the case for every movie?!

HHH = Really Bad Diabetes

Is that Kevin Korrigan? Damn, Proffessor Proffessorson deserves better.
 

Triple H has always looked bad when compared to the Rock in the ring… why not continue that over to lousy family comedies?

When he squeezes his chest, money comes out of his pockets.

Photographer: “Mr. Triple H, I know you play a big tough guy on the teevee, but we need a more whimsical look on your face, and we’ve already tried this over 200 times. Here, stick this corn cob up your ass… PERFECT!”

“her dad did time now he wants quality time”
 
WHAT

Directed by Stephen Herek. From Bill & Ted, to Mr. Holland’s Opus, to this. Hey, a man’s gotta eat, right? Right?

Triple H as in HATE HATE HATE

Look at the camera… WITH BOTH EYES!!! What? No one had the guts to mention that he’s wall-eyed?