Holy goddamn animals you guys! Denis Leary said he can’t talk about the ending of Spider-Man! But if you look at the way he said not-a-goddamn-thing, he totally said a whole bunch of stuff!
You see, if you watch the tonality of the /é/ syllable at the beginning of “ending” and contrast that with his emphasis on the bilabial plosive of the film’s title, you can 100% interpret that as an indication that the film could end with the funeral we’ve seen pictures of! Even more clear is that is indeed Leary’s character that dies, and his left eyebrow twitch can be read as a hidden metatextual statement that there will be a post-credit scene of him blowing satan- played by Stan Lee in his traditional cameo.
Alright, I’m being a dick, but I’m not making up the
fact that the few seconds of absolutely nothing from above have become the target of speculation from a number of sources, including Screenrant and ComicBookMovie, who picked up the MTV Video. Apparently by saying he can’t comment on the ending, it means of course that his funeral is at the end, and he’s secretly hinting as much! Or it’s just Leary giving an overall “fuck off” to the question, but I’ll cut out the prickishness and let you decide…
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Yeah, pretty stupid that this is making a lot of noise. . .
But man, I can’t get over how bad ass Leary looks in that body armor. ALMOST makes me wish for him to be in an action movie. . . or at the least get a sweet action scene in Spider-Man.
I think it’s interesting that the parents/parental figures are a little more age-appropriate than they were in the previous movies or comics, as Captain Stacy and Aunt May were always portrayed to be about 4000 years old. I like Leary in this kind of role, and it’ll be a little sad to see him go. I mean, that’s where Spider-Man 3 dropped the ball (OK, it’s ONE of the places where it dropped the ball), because there’s no point in having the Stacys involved unless at least one of them is going to die horribly, because that’s what Stacys do in the Marvel Universe. Since ELizabeth Banks was there already as Betty Brant, they may as well have beefed up her part in 3 instead of introducing Gwen Stacy, especially if she was only going to end up being “the other woman”. Anyway, back to this new one. I hope that Leary gets to at least have a giant fucking pipe, as that seemed to be the trademark of any adult or authority figure in the early days of Marvel. Seriously, they were enormous,
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