I think most of us were open to a new Conan the Barbarian movie. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s version may have become iconic, but it wasn’t very faithful to Robert E. Howard’s character. Fans want the thuggish, humorless and crafty mercenary. When Lionsgate announced they were revisiting the Hyborian Age, we all had hopes. But once they cast Jason Momoa, it became obvious this would be the typical beefcake Conan.
Lionsgate hasn’t been very forthcoming about the film, which certainly doesn’t have anyone very excited for its August release. They’ve finally released an actual trailer, and it’s pretty uninspiring. It looks like Clash of the Titans, only with less clothes, more grime, grunting and glowering. With so many movies coming out this summer to drain our bank accounts, I doubt this will be on anyone’s must see list. Conan will disappear into the studio vault for another decade or so, until another ripped and rugged man gives it a try.
Stephen Lang seems to be having a good time though, doesn’t he?





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More D&D than Conan – there is actually very little magic in Howard’s tales and not one explosion. Ever. Conan is also clad in mail, in almost every story; the naked barbarian came from impressions about the Milius flick which, in point of fact, shows Schwartzenegger in armor.
Speaking of him, NOW is the time to make King Conan. Which is what the very first ever Conan story was about. Everything about this latest imagining has not much to do with the muscle men in front of the camera and more to do with the tween-whippped bean counters in the front office . . .
Ah, Millennium Films, the new Franchise Pictures.
Poop.
Milius by way of Frazzetta art and Marvel comics
That was the most messy, incoherent trailer I’ve seen this year. The polar opposite of the Inception trailer (which has become the gold standard of trailers).
Elisabeth Rappe, That Trailer to the 21st Century, Conan The Barbarian is…Awesome! Alot of villains will be…Gutted in 3D as well!
McGreedy Rises, You are correct, Conan is the polar opposite of the…Inception Trailer. Conan The Barbarian was a…Must See, by me, before I saw the trailer. I still have no interest in…Inception!
Oh my God. Fleed is here. Kill me now.
I was disappointed they didn’t just rip a track off a Molly Hatchet album for the trailer’s music. If you’re going to have inappropriate music play behind a beefcake fantasy film, might as well make it Molly Hatchet.
Frazetta is the Beefcake Conan guy.
And yeah, the only thing Arnie has left in the tank that’s worth a shit is King Conan. About the only thing that might win him an Oscar too.
THEN we can talk about a reboot.
This is probably just a complete coincidence, as I haven’t seen any talk or mention of it at all, but Jason Momoa’s face (at least from what I’ve seen in the stills and trailer) looks EXACTLY like a John Buscema drawing. I think it’s all in the brow. Buscema did quite a bit of Conan, as well as Punisher (including the misunderstood classic “Archie Meets the Punisher”), and a lot of his larger male characters have a similar caveman look about them.
Actually, I just looked, and there was some mention of Buscema, but only really in the “What’s the look of the film going to be: The painted Frazetta style, or the grittier hand-drawn approach?” discussions. Still, Momoa looks exactly like a Buscema drawing.
This looks like ass it could pass for a SYFY orginal
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