Leave it to Gears of War 3 to feature the most ridiculous game bundle ever. That’s right- it comes with a 1:1 scale replica Retro Lancer. You can also pick it up on its own for a hundred bucks.
I would never pay money for it (I like being married), but Epic- if you were to send me this set- I would hang that Lancer right above my television.
Just look at this fuckin’ thing!
Details-
- Created from the actual 3D data used by Epic Games in the Gears of War 3 video game
- Over 3 1/2 Feet in Length
- Trigger Activates Machine Gun Sound Effect
- Hand Painted with weathered and battle worn detail
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Oh hell yeah. That boldly declares ‘A man lives here. Women, and especially children, beware.’ May cause blindness, too.
I think I’d have to chase some neighborhood children down the block if I owned this. Screaming gibberish, of course.
yep, buying that for my 3 year old….
You know, it’s actually so ridiculous I’m really tempted. I’m not even a big Gears fan.
We’ve finally hit that point where marketers have figured out how to keep selling those Stormtrooper rifles to kids even when they’re not kids anymore. AND figured out how to make them pay three times more for it!
This.
I can’t wait to get stabbed in the leg/back/chest/head with these damned things as I try to move through downtown Atlanta when Dragon*Con rolls around.
“. . . most ridiculous bundle ever,” aside from the amazon.com Gears 2 bundle? Came with a 1:1 scale of the regular chainsaw lancer. Granted, it didn’t come with all the other extraneous shit, like the statue, flag, medal, and last will and testament of a fictional character.
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