The MTV Movie Awards are coming and unlike The Rapture they’re real. And much more scary. If you plan on watching this televised genocide or are even remotely hyped for it I must ask how you accidentally stumbled upon this site and stayed for more than a millisecond? The MTV Movie Awards are to movies as MTV is to music. Not even remotely affiliated. It’s whatever the opposite of movies and music is.
Anyway, there’s a fleeting shot of sissified vampire Robert Pattinson in this teaser clip of a teaser clip, so get ready to wank. Because he’s so dreamy you’re going to want to Fuck this Face.
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cut my junk on my zipper… thanks man
Shit, I accidentally fucked my own face…now I have fuck face.
I was actually expecting Andy Dick to be the bride in that spot, and the whole thing to be a spoof.
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