KA-KOOM!
That resounding slam you’re hearing is the arrival of the first trailer from the end of Twlight (right!). Actually, one half of the end. Breaking Dawn is so amazing and life-changing they simply had to break it into two films. Shit, they should have broken it into seven more films. I’m so hard right now. This is it, THE BIG ONE. The Mormonized vampire story featuring werewolves having hots for tots and bloodsuckers wearing tuxedos.
The trailer is front heavy on shots of invitations to a vampire wedding reaching different characters, including a werewolf. A werewolf gets a wedding invitation in this trailer. I know nothing about Twilight except Fuck Twilight, but I thought the buff Lautner was a mortal enemy of the pallid Edward Sullen. Why would he get an invite? Regardless, he probably isn’t a fan as he sheds his shirt and transforms while running. That’s werewolf for “Aw Hell No!”.
Fuck yeah, this trailer!
Here it is! Wait no longer!
Cock hard.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. My brain just shit itself.
Will I ever be able to write a word for CHUD again if I admit that I don’t HATE the movies? Trust me, i’d never watch them by choice. I get dragged to see each one by my girlfriend. But i’ve seen way worse movies….fuck, i’d sit through any Twilight over Skyline again, for instance.
Do I hate the phenomenon? Abso-fucking-lutely, especially when there’s so much better literature out there, even for kids. But I can stomach the movies.
I’m cool with it. I just enjoy ripping them.
Think I’ll smoke some pipeweed…. Mr. N seems generous to a fault. Godspeed, good sir.
I, too, enjoy “ripping.”
Wtf is this Hobbit talk shit?
Btw, they’ve taken the trailer away. Good thing too, I might have gone blind.
These stories should always be accompanied by the FUCK THIS FACE series. The Pulitzer board should be ashamed for ignoring it. That was Nick’s “Ten Days in a Mad-House.”
Indeed FUCK THIS FACE was at the time and still is gold.
This is why you should watch this trailer: It features a dead guy fucking Kristen Stewart so hard that he breaks the headboard.
Hilariously awesome.
Not seen the films, nor read the books. But I WOULD like to get my hands on that t-shirt.
This is totally a rip-off of that new Teen Wolf show. This Twilight movie is totally trying to capitalize on it’s appeal…. Glad I don’t have to deal with being a teenager anymore. When I was in high school, being totally buff and good at sports made it so hard to fit in. Having nubile teenage girls fawn all over me and my perfect pecs(shudder) was such a nightmare! I’m still kind of good looking, and let me tell you, sometimes it is absolute toture. Don’t worry kids once you finally get fat and ugly things get so much easier…those of you that already were in highschool, you were the lucky ones.
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