Money was spent to make this movie.
Seriously. This is real. We never needed another film about these prancing assholes. So Paul W.S. Anderson did it. With some good people and some dogshit people. In 3-D.
I’m logging off the internet for a while.
Start Your Weekend Off With a Three Musketeers Poster!
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Is it just me, or does this poster look like a collection of Nic Cage hairpieces?
OMFG is that FOR REAL??!! Someone please tell me that’s a joke. I mean, it’s gotta be a joke, right?
Oh man, is this about when The Punisher went back in time to stop the evil Cardinal Richelieu?! Man, I can’t wait.
I think, The Three Musketeers Poster is just…Awesome! I am looking forward to this new…Epic version of the classic tale!
Someone give Fleed his medicine. And up the dosage this time.
McGreedy Rises, I do not take…Any, Medicine!
Somebody photoshopped themselves a half-assed Drew Struzan knockoff.
Damn! Beat me to it. I was gonna say, if you’re gonna go to that much trouble to photoshop a Drew Struzan poster together, why just throw the man a couple fucking dollars?
EPIC POST!
Le Punisher! Le Chiffre! Le Bloom! Le Logan Lerman! Le SHIT!!!
Jesus Christ, PWSA.
Seriously, Anderson. I know Milla Jovovovich is still your hand puppet, but she still aint got any tits. And yet she’s still strangely watchable. But seriously. If you’re gonna do Three Musketeers for the fifty thousandth fucking time you need two things and two things alone. One, the return of Kiefer, Oliver Platt and Crackwhore Sheen and even ole plywood himself Chris O’Donnell in an actual sequel. And two, chicks with tits. Big ones. Yeah, the corset might make Milla appear to be well endowed, but if there’s a 3-D love scene, her naked is like letting the air out of big ole balloons. Just saying. And this version aint got either of those two necessities. It’s got 3-D and fucking machines. Are we sure this isn’t a remake of LXG, aka the movie that killed Sean Connery’s joy?
It’s Peter Dinklage’s birthday today…I heard they’re serving strawberry shortcake.
My first thought was “Who’s that old lady?” and then I remembered who directed it. “Oh, it’s HIS old lady”. Deeply unflattering poster done with a program primarily known for two things: Homemade Porn and Digital Facelifts. Neither of these functions have been used.
Great observation PAJohnDoe, it totally does!
Cruising 2: Hello Uncle Stabby!
Awesome.
Does anybody else get this kid confused with Jason Swardson?
I thought that was Michael Cera in the middle for just a second.
They really missed the boat by not calling this The 3-D Musketeers
Double the Orlando?! No!
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