Are you a Hellraiser fan? I’m sorry, because you are about to see your worst nightmares realized, and not in a good way. The trailer for Hellraiser: Revelations is out, and even by the straight-to-video standards of the last 4 Hellraiser flicks, this looks like ass!
Wow. I mean, just, wow. That is just embarrassing. Obviously that’s a new Pinhead because Doug Bradley was too smart to sign on to this piece of crap, and boy does that new guy stink! My dog is scarier than that guy, and my dog is small and extremely cute. I expect a little more from a film made solely to hold on to the franchise rights. Even more embarrassing, this is getting some sort of limited theatrical and VOD release. When? Who cares?!
This was directed by the moron who made Mirrors 2 and was written by the guy who does Pinhead’s make-up. Way to go, dudes. Now no one will ever take Hellraiser seriously ever again.
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A Hellraiser movie without Doug Bradley is a Hellraiser movie wasted. The last one I liked was Inferno, the one with Craig Sheffer. Hellworld ate shit.
There is no buzz…. like a CHUD buzz
Jesus wept.
What the fuck was that? A fan film? I’ve seen PORN with better framed cum shots than that shit. Pinheads lines were DRAWN on with a black marker! How shit was that??? “I have such sights to show you… unfortunately none of them are in this shitty movie…”
It’s almost physically painful to watch that trailer.
After that, I think I’d welcome a remake.
Amen to that Erix. Dimension has beaten this dead horse beyond hope. If a great script shows up, make it. Please.
Taken directly from Clive Barker’s Twitter feed:
“Hello,my friends. I want to put on record that the flic out there using the word Hellraiser IS NO FUCKIN’ CHILD OF MINE!” “I have NOTHING to do with the fuckin’ thing. If they claim its from the mind of Clive Barker,it’s a lie. It’s not even from my butt-hole.”
Nuff said!
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