I’m a massive Metallica fan.  They’ve haven’t put out an album that I haven’t enjoyed yet.  What’s MY reaction to this?

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Goddamn that is fucking AWFUL!  Thank God they have a normal album coming out next year.

For context you should have added the record store advert “Lou Reed talking over Metallica playing boring jams. Probably the worst thing ever.”  Jr High me would concur, then weep. This opens my idea for a flick where old school Metallica fans invent a time machine, not to kill Hitler or stop 9/11, but to save the life of Cliff Burton so Metallica wont suck in the future.