“AN OLD NORGE! DON’T SEE TOO MANY O’ DEM AROUND NOWADAYS…”

Between this and Dragon Tattoo, he really loves showing his ass crack.

Daniel Craig’s Bond’s Back.

Although I was once 14 years old and ‘gay’ ‘homo’ jokes were something that I found profoundly funny, the abundance of D. Craig’s butt crack is probably not a reflection of Mike Flynn’s interest. It is a reflection on the surfiet of D. Craig buttcrack.

Regarding the photo, it’s more accurate to state “Daniel Craig’s back is Bond.”

A guy sitting by the pool. How EXCITING. Already, I can tell this is going to be an action-packed thriller.

He’s not just sitting there, HE’S BROODING. Probably about whether anyone can see his hairless asscrack.

OMG, how did Bond lose his legs?!

Her Majesty’s Secret Butt Crack

I’d already ejaculated before I remembered I’m not gay. He’s just that damn sexy.