Look at the pipes on Stallone here, his forearms have forearms. These are clearly the arms of a man who saw Over the Top and said “Hey, I want that for myself.” Quiet down, don’t spoil the surprise for him.
I’m not sure what more you can ask for out of an Expendables 2 poster, its just so goddamn orange. You could sneak Tanning Mom in right next to Chuck Norris and no one would be the wiser.
Source: Yahoo! Movies
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Really? There isn’t a single one of them that’s paying attention to the plane on fire THAT’S COMING RIGHT FOR THEM! Not since the Avengers poster have a I seen such a Photoshopped group of dudes more concerned with striking poses than paying attention to the aircraft falling out of the sky behind them…
As Dolph gets eaten by his face knife. Seriously – half of the dude’s face, gone forever. Good Lord is this thing awful.
SPOILER: In the credit cookie, they all sing “We Are The World.”
Tim Kelly, After the…EXceptional, Expendables, was…EXpended, I still EXpected a little more, and they are…Back For War in…Expendables Too! I am truly…EXcited for this Action EXtravaganza, that will be so…EXcellent, that the screen will…EXplode!
Alright, dammit! Really, who the hell is Duke Fleed?!?!? I gots to know. Usually his posts put a smile on my face, but that one HURT.
QuintProQuo, You found the post…EXorable? Whom is…Duke Fleed? Me…of course! I always get…EXcited for upcoming films that I…EXpect to be…EXhilarating!
Phase 3: Fleed
Set Puns to KILL.
Are you secretly Gene Shalit?
Iambaytor, No. I do have my parent’s…GENEs, but none of Shalit, Siskel or Roddenberry! Plus, I do not think Mr. Shalit is a fan of Action Extravaganza’s like August’s…Expendables 2: Back For War! I on the other hand grew up watching most of Norris, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Van Damme, and Jet Li’s films along with the most…Awesome, Action Adventure Tv Series Ever…The A-Team! “I Love It When A Plan Comes Together” George Peppard as…Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith on NBC’s…A+ Team…The A-Team!
Fuckin’ A. Duke brutha, you’re on a roll.
I like how that terrible poster helps me forget that Chuck Norris is going to be in it.
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