Archive · 2004
31 posts
Into the breach goes Warner Bros, sending their mega-expensive adaptation of the beloved children's book The Polar Express against the juggernaut that is Pixar's The Incredibles. Of course this isn't a blind shot – they do happen to have Tom Hanks in the… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Lions Gate Home Entertainment MSRP: $26.98 RATED: NR RUNNING TIME: 86 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Audio Commentary with Director Jehane Noujaim and Producer/Cinematographer Hani Slama • Audio Commentary with Captain Josh… Continue reading
I’m sure there’s a percentage of the population who’s thrilled that the WWE is stretching from “sports entertainment” (i.e., burly sweaty men engaging in homoerotic fake-violence). At least they selected a delicious Hollywood cupcake to be the eye candy in… Continue reading
As the mysterious and dangerous man of action Dave Davis informed you last week (right here), there's yet another Hannibal book coming out, and I ain't talking A-Team or elephants. Thomas Harris is making a naked play for bucks by writing a prequel to all the… Continue reading
Moriarity over at Aint It Cool News is saying that it's official – Darren Aronofsky is off the Watchmen adaptation. I'm getting pretty good at taking loss in stride. It seems that the director is off the project because his The Fountain will conflict with… Continue reading
I hated the living shit out of the movie, but millions of Americans once again ignored my best advice and made the indie horror film Saw a surprise hit this weekend. Making 18 million dollars (and being the number one choice for moviegoers on Halloween), the… Continue reading
It’s been so long friends, and I apologize for my long absence. But being on hiatus is a long honored part of television, so let’s just assume that this is the second season. We’ll soon have more columns with the usual news and snottiness, but let’s start… Continue reading
