Archive · 2005
306 posts
Steven Spielberg is widely credited as having invented the summer blockbuster. His Jaws was the first film of its kind, a massive and unstoppable ticket-selling machine, just as single-minded as the shark itself. But the blockbusters that have come after have… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $39.98 RATED: NR RUNNING TIME: Approx. 15 hrsSPECIAL FEATURES: None When CSI first hit the air, I remember the pitches my friends would make to me in their evangelical fervor for the show. "It's like… Continue reading
Jason Statham is back for more homoerotic action (come on, even the director thought the first one was pretty gay, and he’s French) in The Transporter 2, although this time he really seems to be more of a chauffeur. Retired from the parcel delivery business,… Continue reading
Kong is seen. That's the face of the big ape who is going to rule the end of the year in Peter Jackson's remake of the classic film. Looks pretty good to me – I like his snaggly tooth, and he has a convincing beat up look about him. That sort of look comes… Continue reading
The concluding chapter of Chan Park-Wook's astonishing vengeance trilogy, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, is almost out in Korea, and the trailer is here. I don't speak a word of Korean (except "jaji", which sounds like "Chachi," and apparently means "dick") but… Continue reading
Here on our message board discussion of Batman Begins, many people are blaming all the stuff they don't like in the film on David Goyer. There's this impression, it seems, that Christopher Nolan was forced to use some Goyer screenplay and that the director… Continue reading
The hottest girl ever named after an animal rights group, La Femme Nikita star Peta Wilson, is going to be appearing in Bryan Singer's Superman Returns in an unknown role. The news broke like the wind on Peta's own site, where the following cryptic blurb… Continue reading
Paul Giamatti and Mike Mignola have finally teamed up as the thespian has agreed to voice the lead character in the Sci-Fi Channel cartoon version of Amazing Screw-On Head. The comic, which I haven't read but have been told is quite great, is about a Civil… Continue reading
The videogame adaptation is climbing back to the top of studio lists, with recent weeks seeing popular properties like Halo, Hitman and Alice hacking their way through development hell. And let’s not forget Uwe Boll’s upcoming Bloodrayne, which we all know… Continue reading
All images copyright Nick Nunziata & Lewis Cox III. Do not reprint without permission. * Note: I'm going to include the previous strip above the current one as to preserve some semblance of continuity in case you'd missed or forgotten the last strip. The… Continue reading
Anne Hathaway seems to really dig taking the safe, family-friendly roles in Hollywood. She's cute too. And 22 years old. Where's the scandal? Where's the controversy? She's like the polar opposite of the Lohans and Hiltons of the world. Thank God for that.… Continue reading
On top of seductively ravishing men left and right and simply being hellaciously cute, Jennifer Garner seems to also want to add "producer" to an already blossoming résumé (replace Jennifer Garner with Nick Nunziata and it's hilarious how accurate that… Continue reading
