Archive · 2005
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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Line Home EntertainmentPRICE: $19.97 RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 107 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers• Malware If you could somehow harness the starpower in The Grass Harp, you could light a full city block indefinitely.… Continue reading
Of the assorted cinematic horror themes, zombies are one of my favorite poisons. Sure, I derive a degree of enjoyment from the slashers, lycanthropes, spooks, bloodsuckers, demons and sea-beasts, but for some reason those doddering reanimated cannibals amuse… Continue reading
Mailbagsukidoji: The Steady Leak may not be so steady these days, but your letters have been, so I must share them and answer them so that the wheels keep turning on this crazy little bitch. Feel free to ask whatever about whomever or whatever, and I'll do my… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 90 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Additional scenes• “A Look at Confessions of an American Bride” featurette The Pitch “Let’s get an actress known only for her breasts and… Continue reading
July 15th sees the release of Tim Burton’s reimagining of Roald Dahl’s classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, starring Johnny Depp as the mysterious and sort of creepy candy kingpin, Willy Wonka. We’re excited to team up with Warner Bros to bring you a… Continue reading
July 15th sees the release of Tim Burton’s reimagining of Roald Dahl’s classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, starring Johnny Depp as the mysterious and sort of creepy candy kingpin, Willy Wonka. We’re excited to team up with Warner Bros to bring you a… Continue reading
Director Uwe Boll catches a lot of flak from people online. This may be due to celluloid atrocities like House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, or perhaps it's just his dodgy elocution and blame-shifting. Still, Dr. Boll is indeed a qualified filmmaker, at… Continue reading
Q: What did the undead burglar like to do?A: Rob Zombie. That horrid joke was for one reader in particular, but for the rest of you out there just know that the Dragula racer himself is back behind the lens and he's brought Ken GODDAMN Foree (Devin's… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: First Look MediaMSRP: $24.99RUNNING TIME: 102 min.RATED: RSPECIAL FEATURES:• Featurette • Trailers The Pitch “It’s Blade Runner with horny gods!” The Humans Thomas Kretschmann (Resident Evil: Apocalypse, The Karate Dog),… Continue reading
Summertime rolls on. The box office "slump" continued through June, but at least the month ended on a high note – the unexpectedly good War of the Worlds. And I'm still getting hate mail for not liking Batman Begins, so that's something. July doesn't offer… Continue reading
Summertime rolls on. The box office "slump" continued through June, but at least the month ended on a high note – the unexpectedly good War of the Worlds. And I'm still getting hate mail for not liking Batman Begins, so that's something. July doesn't offer… Continue reading
This week’s regular column was so gargantuan, the trade paperback collections and original graphic novels were carved out and given their own space to breathe. For those of you out there who don’t/won’t/can’t follow regular monthly issues and/or prefer to… Continue reading
