Archive · 2005
308 posts
The comic strip I announced HERE is a couple of weeks away, but people who wanted to know more or see more now have a little more to go by. We're still massaging this thing, tweaking it here and there based on our own assumptions and the comments of the folks… Continue reading
I've started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it'll be because you're an astute fan of movies. I'm not going to make it easy and it's going to be from something I either like or find it fun… Continue reading
Y’know, I still can't decide what to think of the Doom movie, which from what I can tell just looks like really, really high-resolution levels from the last game. On the plus side, it’s got The Rock™ and Karl Urban shooting ludicrous amounts of ordnance at… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TouchstoneMSRP: $29.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 107 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Blooper Reel• Deleted Scenes• Music Video Performed by Aqualung• Audio Commentary by Director Nigel Cole & Producers Armyan Bernstein and Kevin… Continue reading
(From the Vampire Cheats Death stories) The abomination reached a withered fingertip to the screen and caressed the image reverently. The finger slid down the screen leaving chunks of dried skin, as dusty as Egyptian parchment. "This one. I want this one."… Continue reading
If you were to ask me what was the least likely TV show to be made into a film, I would probably tell you to leave me alone. If you persisted, though, I might say that Battle of the Network Stars, the 1970s “athletic” competition between B-list TV stars,… Continue reading
Crash. Magnolia. Short Cuts. A sampling of the movies that are about how the lives of strangers in LA intertwine. Now that genre will be reaching its pinnacle as Emilio Estevez writes and directs – stop rubbing your eyes, I said Emilio writes and directs – a… Continue reading
How do you make the story of an FBI agent’s betrayal of his country dull as hell? I don’t know, but it happened with the TV miniseries Master Spy, starring William Hurt as real life spy Robert Hanssen. Hollywood is going to try to wash that taste out of my… Continue reading
UPDATED! The trailer linked here has been pulled. Look for it to resurface again soon, and we'll resurrect this piece at that time. I declare 2005 to be the year of Heath Ledger. He was fantastic in Lords of Dogtown. He’s completely different and great in the… Continue reading
No, this isn't a chance to win the 11th sequel to Adam, though I envision a contest for that at some point in the site's steady decline into mediocrity. Speaking of mediocrity, the Atlanta crowd at our screening for The Cave. They made Stephen Wright look… Continue reading
How good does Aslan look in the picture above? I keep wondering what his breath would smell like. That’s how good he looks. With each new image from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, I get a little more excited. This past year… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Music Video DistributorsMSRP: $9.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 85 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Blooper Reel• Ladies Reel The Pitch “It’s fourth grade-level comedy meets…well, it doesn’t really meet anything. It’s just fourth grade… Continue reading
