Archive · 2005
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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 94 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Trailer• Deleted Scenes• Making Of Featurette• Photo Gallery The Pitch “One part classic horror literature and one part Skinamax.” The… Continue reading
Squinty-faced star Renee Zellweger is gonna have to open her eyes a little wider, since she’ll be using those peepers to scope out some spirits. Zellweger, who I used to think was intensely adorable but now just sort of bugs me, will star in Paramount’s… Continue reading
Golf is a boring game. Bill Paxton knows this, and so he spices his golf film, The Greatest Game Ever Played, up with plenty of CGI madness. You know you’re in for something a little outside a standard golf film when, in the opening scene, the camera pans… Continue reading
You're all winners if you ask me. Actually, you're not. By hook or crook there's always people who click onto this site who are piles of problems and worthy of seventeen punches to the nipples. Most of you are great, though! Here's the next group of folks who… Continue reading
I've started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it'll be because you're an astute fan of movies. I'm not going to make it easy and it's going to be from something I either like or find it fun… Continue reading
The original title of this article was ‘FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’, but that screwed up the formatting of our menu on the left. What has me so up in arms? The announcement that Mike Myers will be playing ex-Who drummer and ex-living and… Continue reading
Mirrormask looks really great. It looks like Dave McKean paintings come to three dimensional life, which makes sense, as he directed the film and designed the look of it. If you’re interested in seeing a movie after smoking an inordinate amount of pot, here… Continue reading
Some films are nothing more than showcases for great performances. In many ways, that’s exactly what Capote is – I don’t know if it could work with someone other than Philip Seymour Hoffman in the title role. At times incredibly fascinating and at others… Continue reading
Mailbagsukidoji: The Steady Leak may not be so steady these days, but your letters have been, so I must share them and answer them so that the wheels keep turning on this crazy little bitch. Feel free to ask whatever about whomever or whatever, and I'll do my… Continue reading
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Wow. We started this list almost two and half months ago. I apologize on behalf of the rest of the staff for being such Procrastinating Petes. Life's a hectic bitch sometimes, and unfortunately, it's the bastards that are left by the… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Universal Studios Home EntertainmentMSRP: $26.96RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 96/123 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature commentary• Cast interviews• Q&A with Kevin Smith• Outtakes• View Askew's Look Back at Mallrats• The Erection… Continue reading
Adam Baldwin had just watched the Jaynestown episode of Firefly the night before the Serenity junket in LA. I can understand why you would want to watch an episode of a TV show where someone has built a statue of you. Jaynestown is probably one of the three… Continue reading
