Archive · 2005
285 posts
The flick? Monster House. The locale? Sony Studios in Culver City, California. The agenda? Find out what in the flying balls this film is all about. I do regret to inform that I did not get punched in the tit (or pec, as my chest is in fact QUITE… Continue reading
The flick? Monster House. The locale? Sony Studios in Culver City, California. The agenda? Find out what in the flying balls this film is all about. I do regret to inform that I did not get punched in the tit (or pec, as my chest is in fact QUITE… Continue reading
I know that as a semi-professional film critic it’s bad form for me to hate a movie not only before it’s released, but even before it’s shot. I just shouldn’t be allowed to hate a movie based only on the barest of plot outlines. I mean, I should be able to… Continue reading
Mel Gibson, looking less like the Old Testament prophet you know he thinks he is and more like a backwoods moonshiner, held a press conference where he gave details about his next foray into dead languages, Apocalypto."It's set before the Conquest, so there… Continue reading
The dream could be coming true for plenty of fanboys. No, they won’t be finally getting laid any time soon, but rather Richard Donner will be revisiting Superman II for an upcoming DVD release.Donner directed the original Superman, and perhaps 70 to 80… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 96 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Theatrical Trailer The Pitch “Mix one iconic bloodsucker, his tireless foe, some fine cleavage and a bunch of hippie thrill-seekers. Pour over… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!PUBLISHER: Da Capo PressMSRP: $17.50PAGES: 330What turns us on? What turns critics on? This is the question The X List: The National Society of Film Critics' Guide to the Movies That Turn Us On (possibly the longest unwarranted… Continue reading
Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it'll be as obscure as obscure gets.… Continue reading
Happy All Hallow's Eve, Chudlingers and Chudlingerers. This is our third and final week of Thor’s Creature Comics Feature, a series which looks at the annals of Thor's reviewing history to remind you of some of the best, the worst, and those inbetween comics… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: HereticMSRP: $19.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 72 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Teaser and Theatrical Trailers• Commentary by Director Nigel Wingrove• Stills of Publicity Materials• CD Soundtrack Images• Storyboards• Production and… Continue reading
Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Saw II $30,500,000 $30,500,000 1 2 Legend of Zorro $16,500,000 $16,500,000 1 3 Prime $6,300,000 $6,300,000 1 4 Dreamer $6,300,000 $17,500,000 2 5 Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit… Continue reading
Don't cheat on your loved one. Seriously. Even if you don't really love them. You know, just opt out of the situation before doing that deed. This was a public service message from common sense. Derailed is a film about a philanderer and philandress essayed… Continue reading
