Archive · 2005

November 2005

243 posts

TRAILER: LADY IN THE WATER

I think I'm pretty much all set with M. Night Shyamalan. I mean, I liked The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable just fine, but I hated the hell out of Signs, with its hamfisted bullshit about faith and baseball and things happening for a reason and the most retarded… Continue reading

THE POSEIDON JOURNALS END!

It is finished. The Poseidon Journals are done. It was fun while it lasted, as Warner Bros brought a number of web sites to visit the set of Wolfgang Peterson’s remake of The Poseidon Adventure. For me it was memorable because Richard Dreyfuss punched me, a… Continue reading

JESSICA SIMPSON GETS A JOB

After putting her acting abilities on full display in The Dukes of Hazzard, and by “acting abilities” I mean “miraculous rack”, pop tart Jessica Simpson is swiftly ditching her cheek-revealing shorts and filling her schedule with other movie roles. Next… Continue reading

WEINSTEINS WANT DEAD OR ALIVE

As the heaving polygonal breasts of Tecmo’s Dead or Alive series prepare to jiggle onto Microsoft’s new Xbox 360 console, Dimension has grabbed North American distribution for the flick based on the most wankable combat videogame franchise. The Weinsteins… Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.21.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it'll be as obscure as… Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire $101,400,000 $101,400,000 1 2 Walk the Line $22,400,000 $22,400,000 1 3 Chicken Little $14,700,000 $99,100,000 3 4 Derailed $6,500,000 $21,800,000 2 5 Zathura… Continue reading