Archive · 2006
226 posts
QUESTION: IS THAT THE NEW BLACKBERRY? PARKER: I do have a new one. I do have a new one. You know why? HBO started a partnership with Cingular. I stay with them because they’re creative geniuses. QUESTION: Is that swag?[Something about Swag?] PARKER: No, it’s… Continue reading
Thank You For Smoking is a terrific film. A funny film, bouyed by crackerjack writing and a cast of brilliance. Aaron Eckhart is incredible. William H. Macy, Maria Bello, Rob Lowe, David Koechner, and Sam Elliott are great too. Cameron Bright is in every film… Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid… Continue reading
Atlanta folks, Sidney Lumet is back and he's bringing a hairy Vin Diesel with him! Find Me Guilty is a mobster courtroom dramedy from the legend and a dechronicled Riddick, and one Atlanta folks have a crack at seeing before their bretheren.How? Send me a… Continue reading
(From the "Miscellaneous" Creature Features) Hey Pete, Finally found you old man! Thank God for this wonderful thing we call email. It’s a shame we live this close and can’t ever get together. How are you? How’s the practice going? I wasn’t brave like you;… Continue reading
As actual news, this is about as flimsy as Lindsay Lohan's career potential outside the porn industry, but since I'm a shameless fan of the Riddick franchise and confess to Diesel manlove, I figure this bears regurgitation. Coming Soon recently chatted with… Continue reading
Are you feeling all Trumpy? Think you've got the scrotum (or conversely, the labia) to run a bustling metropolis like, say, New York City? Here's your big chance to get in touch with your magnate side and call the shots in the Big Apple. Atari's game Tycoon… Continue reading
There’s a lot of hyperbole on the internet. God knows I’ve been responsible for my fair share over the years. Still, it’s hard to figure out where sheer hatred ends and hyperbole begins when it comes to The Shaggy Dog, a movie so soulless and shameless that… Continue reading
Even legends can fall on hard times. The last few years hadn’t been very kind to Wes Craven, until 2005’s Red Eye reminded people that he was a director who could matter. Over the years he really has mattered – not only has his Nightmare on Elm Street become… Continue reading
Even legends can fall on hard times. The last few years hadn’t been very kind to Wes Craven, until 2005’s Red Eye reminded people that he was a director who could matter. Over the years he really has mattered – not only has his Nightmare on Elm Street become… Continue reading
It's been a productive week for Stephen King (and it's a good thing, I'm sure he's probably hurting for cash), with two new movies based on his work hurtling toward production. Dare we hope they're on the quality level of The Mangler? Let us dare. While Eli… Continue reading
