Archive · 2006
239 posts
Doesn't that indeed gotta suck? Poor frozen bastard. Though if I remember correctly, a killer snowman got to take advantage of Shannon Elizabeth in a shower so we shouldn't pity him too much. I always thought it odd that Ms. Elizabeth got so naked in American… Continue reading
Dimension Films recently picked up distribution rights to Storm Warning, the new film directed by Jamie Blanks, in North America, Austrialia, and New Zealand. Storm Warning is about a yuppie couple lost in a swamp seek refuge at an isolated farmhouse only to… Continue reading
There was Tobey Maguire interview in the Los Angeles Times the other day, in which he reveals some more information on Spider-Man 3.“Basically, there's the goo, right? The symbiote which has, like, a dark energy, like the goo from the thing that creates… Continue reading
Last semester, I took a Films and Literature class. A big part of the course was the novels of Raymond Chandler. Philip Marlowe, a character Chandler created, had been the star of many of the books and films we studied. I hated the character at first, but he… Continue reading
Sometimes I wish I was a woman. And not just because I would like to spend my days staring at my supple breasts in the mirror (I do that now anyway). I would like to be a woman so I could do something like give an award for “Best Depiction of Nudity or… Continue reading
Kevin Smith made a lot of mistakes with Clerks II, but perhaps the most egregious was casting Jason Lee as a yuppie scumbag. The problem with that casting is that Lee’s face is now dominated by his awful My Name is Earl mustache, and putting a pink shirt on… Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid… Continue reading
Somehow I missed this over the weekend: there’s a poster for the new Pang Brothers movie, The Messengers, and if you have microscopic vision, you should be able to make out the name ‘Mark Wheaton’ on there as screenwriter. That name may not be very familiar… Continue reading
Things are looking up for The Simpsons Movie. The first teaser trailer, which featured Homer being smashed around by a wrecking ball (a gag from 1926 that holds up so well it feels more like it’s from 1933!), was, without a doubt, the worst teaser for a… Continue reading
While I knew that I’d be picking up Twilight Princess at the Wii launch, I wasn’t sure what else would be worth buying. The purpose for most launch games is to display the abilities of the new system. Sometimes they are groundbreaking (Mario 64) and sometimes… Continue reading
There are certain things that I would love to have listed on my tombstone. A collection of the eccentric moments in my life that I'm – for better or worse – proud of having experienced. And I'm sure by the time Andre Dellamorte III sits on my lap, my story of… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $39.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 354 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Canceled scenes from select episodes• Season 5 Internet teaser with introduction by director Jon Cassar• "Season 5: Declassified" – a… Continue reading
