Archive · 2007

March 2007

386 posts

THE ICEMAN KILLETH

I really wish Paul Bartel wasn't dead. I have this thought often. These days it's usually just one beard having empathy for another. But right now it's because based on looks alone, Bartel would be perfect* to play Richard "The Ice Man" Kuklinski in a film… Continue reading →

MAKING A BAD MOVIE FROM BAD ART

Writing for CHUD these last few years has made me less actively cynical – ‘You soulless corporate bastards!’ – and more passively cynical – ‘It’s a business, what do you expect?’ – but every now and again something so egregiously awful comes down the pike… Continue reading →

EDDIE MURPHY HAS A FANTASY

IESB is reporting that Jay Scherick and David Ronn, the poison pens behind Norbit, have been brought in to do a rewrite on a big screen version of old anthology show Fantasy Island, which will apparently star Eddie Murphy in a number of roles. My bet is that… Continue reading →

NEXT IN NARNIA?

Shooting has started on the second Chronicles of Narnia movie, Prince Caspian, and already Disney and Walden Media are looking ahead to number three. That film, Voyage of the Dawn Treader, will not be directed by Andrew Adamson, the Shrek guy who has helmed… Continue reading →