The fellow above isn't pissed because Madmartigan escaped again but because he's one of many human beings in a world before Christianity and broadband internet access. I'd be angry too. Imagine downloading an episode of Dexter at 14.4 baud or worse yet, while… Continue reading →
Kenny Ortega might be known around Hollywood right now as one of the masterminds of the lucrative High School Musical phenomenon, but, in my heart, he'll always be the director of Newsies. (Look, you can throw Batman Begins, The Prestige and Reign of Fire at… Continue reading →
That it's become cliche to lament the passing of Steve Martin's credibility leaves me with no option but to curse one of my comedy heroes for hatching an uninspired spy thriller premise that, on its face, wouldn't pass muster as a made-for-cable movie. If… Continue reading →
Note to publicists: this extremely NSFW clip from Cashback shall be considered the gold standard for CHUD-linked promotional materials henceforth. If you cannot favor us with this much gratuitous nudity, please don't bother. Important: this does not apply to… Continue reading →
Welcome to the next CHUD List. We've tackled our our disappointments, our essentials list and slowly exhumed our Kills List from 2003, and now that we've begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Guilty Pleasures. We've all got those… Continue reading →
Universal simply cannot be deterred from exploiting their grand history of monster properties, and as a concept, that’s not a bad thing. Classic horror tales like Frankenstein and Dracula endure because they’re set on well-written, fully-fleshed out… Continue reading →
E3 is in full swing. Russ brought you some coverage of the Microsoft press event last night, and today Nintendo and Sony will be having their big monologues. I'm not in attendance, so I'll be sifting through the mounds of crap that piles over the audience in… Continue reading →
I'm not going to blog a massive piece of text about Microsoft's press conference that essentially opened E3 2007. It was broadcast live, and you can scan the loads of coverage that have already been blogged for all the tiny details. With one notable… Continue reading →
Missing from Anne Thompson's article relaying Kevin Spacey's plans to reprise his role as Lex Luthor in the sequel to Superman Returns, currently titled Man of Steel, are a number of things: 1) a budget, 2) a credible explanation as to how Bryan Singer will… Continue reading →
Imagine if Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro suddenly decided they hated each other and would never work with each other again. In my mind, the apparently now-permanent break-up of John Woo and Chow Yun-fat is that catastrophic. Though the two men haven't… Continue reading →
You may not have heard much about Gavin Hood's Rendition, but, by the end of this September's Toronto Film Festival, it could very well be a frontrunner for Best Picture. It's not like this is a stretch; Hood's Tsotsi won the 2005 Oscar for Best Foreign Film,… Continue reading →
Wait, it’s not Friday. What the hell?Well it’s E3 week, which means gaming news will be dropping like console prices. In anticipation to the Not-As-Big Summit, here’s a follow-up to last week’s Bit Player’s Roundtable. On Monday, IGN GamerMetrics released its… Continue reading →