Archive · 2007

August 2007

324 posts

DVD REVIEW: SURF SCHOOL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $26.98RATED: UNRATEDRUNNING TIME: 87 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Trailers• A general disregard for cinematic form or emotional well-being of audience The Pitch “Ever wonder what it’s like to be sodomized by… Continue reading →

DVD REVIEW: WEDDING WARS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony Pictures TelevisionMSRP: $19.99RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 88 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Gays On Strike: The Truth Behind Wedding WarsThe Pitch The Wedding Planner meets Speechless. The Humans John Stamos, Eric Dane,… Continue reading →

REVIEW: SKINWALKERS

There's nothing wrong with the dreadful Skinwalkers that couldn't be fixed, which is why I hate it so much. I knew it was headed in the wrong direction when Cronenberg was no longer listed as an executive producer, and never did have faith that Jason Behr… Continue reading →

LIONS ARE GO

For years now, there’s been talk, talk, and more talk of a Voltron movie, and that’s mostly lead to…just more talk, whether it be rumors that Pharrell from the Neptunes had been tapped to score it or people who refuse – to this day – to let go of the idea… Continue reading →

ARE YOU READY TO DIE?

When I first heard that they were going to make a movie, Notorious, out of Biggie Smalls’ life, my mind immediately jumped into fantasy casting mode. And after about 5 minutes and a mild headache, I jumped right the fuck out of fantasy casting mode. The guy… Continue reading →

RE-ENTER THE DRAGON

I'm tired and there's really no preamble that can do anything to dress this story up, so here it is: Warner Independent is going to remake Enter The Dragon, with Kurt Sutter, executive producer of The Shield, handling both writing and directing duties.… Continue reading →

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTH

They already revealed his real name was "John" (thus confirming our suspicions that Carrie Bradshaw was always meant to be viewed as a high-class hooker)! What more do we need out of Chris Noth's "Mr. Big" in a Sex & the City movie? Wait, why do we need a Sex… Continue reading →

EVERYTHING'S RUINED

There are lots of little disappointments peppering the trailer for Dan in Real Life: there's the realization that the once interesting writer Peter Hedges is now a third-rate James L. Brooks; there's the sight of Dianne Wiest, which reminds you that Dianne… Continue reading →