Archive · 2007
324 posts
Ah, pay cable. The great equalizer. Sure, it takes a certain something special to get a major studio to finance your film, then like it enough to release it with lots of prints and advertising. But suppose you got a film fulla stars and you still ain’t got… Continue reading
The next Punisher movie has a title, and it’s not the previously bandied about The Punisher: Welcome Back, Frank (as awful a movie title as I could imagine); the new film will be called The Punisher: War Zone, which will be familiar to all Marvel Comics fans… Continue reading
Zack Snyder has a list and is ticking off projects guaranteed to get people up in arms. Remake the greatest zombie film ever? Check. Piss off the entire nation of Iran? Check. Tackle the pinnacle of comic books? Check. Now he’s going after none other than Mr.… Continue reading
James C. Strouse's Grace is Gone got a jolt of Awards season legitimacy a few weeks back when Clint Eastwood volunteered to compose a brand new score for the drama about a husband who's left to raise his two daughters after his wife is killed whilst serving… Continue reading
The Crop: Voltron The Studio/Production Company: 20th Century Fox/New Regency The Director: Agnes Varda (Unconfirmed) The Writer: Justin Marks The Actors: Bruce Dern, Stacy Keach, Robert Mitchum, Martin Sheen and Paul Sorvino (Also Unconfirmed) The Premise:… Continue reading
In an announcement that shocked absolutely no one, it’s been revealed that Owen Wilson has dropped out of Tropic Thunder. In case you’ve been using your internet for important things, like following the Gonzalez resignation or the US Government’s latest… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: CFP DomesticMSRP: $12.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 90 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• None The Pitch “It’s like V for Vendetta, if you subtract the political relevance.” The Humans An assortment of 9/11 survivors, theorists, and… Continue reading
Hollywood has a message for you: that man laying on the sidewalk, the one wearing pants caked in his own shit, he could be a genius. He could be a wounded soul who has been beaten down by the world but who has vast stores of wisdom and knowledge and plain old… Continue reading
Remakes are your friend! Sometimes, anyway… Continue reading
We can now rest easy. The CHUD Curse is long over thanks to the success of films like Superbad, Pan's Labyrinth, Knocked Up, and assorted other meats from guys we love and admire. For a while it seemed as if there was indeed a situation where we, like getting… Continue reading
I dood it! It's only fair to cocktease y'all on this one, because when I saw the headline at Variety, I (very briefly) got excited over the idea of Ridley Scott directing Red Tails. But then the whole "taps Ridley to write" thing took hold, and I realized it… Continue reading
NEW RELEASES Blades of Gloryd. Josh Gordonc. Will Ferrell, Jon Herder Blades of Glory unites Napoleon Dynamite with Ricky Bobby. Will Farrell and Jon Herder play figure skating opponents who have a huge fight at the awards ceremony at the World’s Winter… Continue reading
