Archive · 2007
273 posts
Robert Graves's novel, I, Claudius: Stutterin' to the Top of the Roman Empire, was the basis for the greatest television miniseries of all time. What are the chances it will inspire the greatest movie of all time? And what are the chances I could come up with… Continue reading
In no way do I support the views expressed in this one…. Continue reading
We’ve seen Tom Cruise in his Nazi get-up from the film Valkyrie, but the image above is the first of the actor surrounded by his cinematic co-conspirators. All of the men are involved in a plot to kill Hitler and end the Second World War*, as well as a plot… Continue reading
Yes, the Preacher show for HBO is still kicking around, and looking at how weak their original programming line-up is lately, it’s probably a safe bet that this show is going places. Sadly, it will still be going to them with Mark Steven Johnson, the auteur… Continue reading
BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.99RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 575 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch Seven times more wholesome then the first season. The Humans Bob Saget, John Stamos, Dave Coulier, Lori Loughlin,… Continue reading
Holy shit. Joust: The Movie. I promise I'm not jealous because my HBO Root Beer Tapper mini-series wasn't greenlit when I say that this impending strike is a fuckfaced retarded asshole poopface. For the record, Aaron Eckhart would have made an excellent… Continue reading
Realistic action is good and all (that's why we have geniuses like Michael Mann), but what's more fun than a gun battle staged as a Vincente Minnelli musical number? This is why Hollywood dragged John Woo out of Hong Kong, and it's also why Michael Davis is… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $39.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 612 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Muppets Valentine's Day Special• "The Muppets on the Muppets" interview segments• Weezer "Keep Fishin'" music video The Pitch “Now that’s… Continue reading
A little backstory. Throughout the years as I've tried to get a grasp on my own film career I've been asked by the folks I'm working with if there's any filmmakers to watch and though I know some very talented folks there's only one guy in my entire career… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Genius Products MSRP: $29.99 RATED: Not Rated (Made for television) RUNNING TIME: 89 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • None The Pitch "We’ve got a truckload of blank DVDs, a few hours of stock footage of Princess Diana, and a… Continue reading
I'll say this for Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, the experience of reading it isn't nearly as repugnant as the further writing and philosophizing it inspired (I can hear Devin howling above the stripper-music din of Jumbo's Clown Room as I type this). Bereft of… Continue reading
For a guy who could write his ticket after last year's critical and commercial triumph, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Sasha Baron Cohen sure took his sweet time writing it. And if you were hoping the… Continue reading
