Whenever Richard Kelly's had anything to say about his long-anticipated sophomore feature, Southland Tales, I've been there to ask questions. The only difference with this final interview (i.e. unless I get roped into some DVD publicity) is that now I've a… Continue reading →
If you dusted off your Nintendo Wii yesterday and plugged it into the wall in anticipation of Super Mario Galaxy this week, you might've noticed its ominous blue glow. Yes, they're here- Nintendo is trying to contact you through your television. They've got… Continue reading →
So we're done with our massive blowout retrospectives/reviews of The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, and 2001: A Space Odyssey. Now it's time to send a copy of the brand new, unopened Stanley Kubrick box set to a lucky Chewer… Continue reading →
Frankenstein's Monster. Dracula. Freddy Krueger. Leatherface. Godzilla. Henry Kissinger. These are some of the monsters whose names get evoked every year at Halloween, the monsters with the highest Q ratings and maybe their own personal publicists. But there… Continue reading →
I'm not wise. I'm just observant. And only partially filled with shit. So, in what is morphing into a "Leak a Day, Five Days a Week" habit, here's another bit of light fare for the tail end of the week. A little sage advice. In the future, this may be a fun… Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 554 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch To paraphrase Nick: "This show is F you sideways and thank you for it." The Humans John Stamos, Bob Saget, Dave… Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: RHI EntertainmentMSRP: $14.95RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 88 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Shrink wrap Amaray case Buyer's remorse The Pitch “It’s like that movie Congo, except… okay, it’s exactly like that movie Congo.” The… Continue reading →
This is more non-news than anything else, but if you want me to start inventing excuses to run quotes from Michael Bay I can do so, right after I finish this bottle of Basil Haydens. Evidently Bay thinks they gave too much away to the web, and therefore to… Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $26.99RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 117 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Take it in the Casshern. Nothing. The Pitch Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow meets Akira. THE HUMANS Yusuke Iseya, Arika… Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $19.99RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 175 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Available Audio Tracks: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo) • Includes: The Word, Better Know a District, Green Screen Challenge,… Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Camp Records UKMSRP: $14.98RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 210 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary with director Tim Ritter• Commentary with Asbestos Felt, Joel Wynkoop and R.M. Hoopes• Blinded By the Blood Documentary•… Continue reading →