Archive · 2007
291 posts
Yesterday we saw the first five minutes of AVP-R (which someone tells me is actually a condensed version of the first ten minutes of the movie. Sneaky, Fox!), and today we have the opening credits of Sweeney Todd, Tim Burton's adaptation of the Stephen… Continue reading
A couple weeks back we got to witness a rare display of animal behavior. The Happy Madison film Strange Wilderness snuck up on Nick in leonine stealth mode then tore out his throat with the comedic promise of Kevin Heffernan, Jonah Hill, Steve Zahn, Jeff… Continue reading
Okay, so the headline is a tad misleading. Though The Hollywood Reporter is ballyhooing producer Morris S. Levy's prepping of a fully authorized Rocky Marciano biopic, it's still possible that Spike Lee could get his Joe Louis film up and shooting before the… Continue reading
Man, a couple of days ago I had a great headline: Xzibit-Files. See, Xzibit is going to be in X-Files 2, and there's that X in common between them and… well, anyway, I got distracted and didn't run the story. But now I've run the gag! Speaking of… Continue reading
I have not been paying attention to the new Knight Rider TV series. I have a pile of dirty dishes in the sink, and I can't allow myself to think about revisits of shitty 80s TV shows that scarred me for life* while there are still chores to be done around the… Continue reading
Say what you will about Sundance no longer being a showcase for small, indie films (and I have!), this year they're premiering Hell Ride, a motorcycle gang movie written and directed by Larry Bishop, star of C.H.O.M.P.S. How can you complain about that? Shock… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ThinkFilmMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 85 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Filmmaker and Cast Commentary • Set Etiquette with Jay Ziebarth• “Whip ‘em Out”• Pigs Unrated Auditions• The Making of Pigs• Outtakes & Bloopers•… Continue reading
Yesterday 3 new maps for Halo 3 went on sale on the Xbox 360 marketplace, bundled together and dubbed "The Heroic Pack". The official line: "Standoff’s symmetrical valley, with its entrenched bases and fields of boulders is ideal for mid-sized objective and… Continue reading
The first five minutes of Aliens vs Predator – Requiem has shown up online and it has shocked the hell out of me… by not being terrible. The movie seems to waste no time getting started, and the first five minutes are veritably packed with action. It… Continue reading
Fox is doing some big reshuffling of their 2009 schedule, moving James Cameron's superduper expensive Avatar from May to December to give the filmmaker and his FX pals at Weta more time in post and to work out the details of the groundbreaking new 3D… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 298 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Access Top-Secret Files from the Teen Titans: Know Your Foes Featurette Gallery The Pitch Five crazy kids use their powers to save… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 292 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• The Batman: Season 4 Unmasked The Pitch Hyperactive children get to watch a poorly drawn Jeff Matsuda Batman. The HumansSam Liu,… Continue reading
