Archive · 2008
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After I wrote about the bizarre absurdity of an Idiocracy tie-in product being released – especially one as weird as Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator energy drink – the PR company handling the new beverage got in touch and wanted to know if I would like to try… Continue reading
Glad to see that the gaming news machine has recovered from its holiday hangover and begun to churn once again. Hopefully the money will arrive a little sooner than the games. Earlier this week, Gamefly launched a beta service which will allow customers to… Continue reading
I've been surprised by the angst on display from internetters in regards to Peter Jackson's planned two Hobbit films. I would have thought that if any human being on Earth had earned the benefit of the doubt when it came to Tolkein's work, it was Jackson (and… Continue reading
And so we walked out of The Short Stop and talked for a couple minutes about movies, post dancing, discussed There Will Be Blood – which, like No Country for Old Men – is surprisingly funny, when Robin noted something. “Dellamorte, you’re steaming.”And it was… Continue reading
Remember the rumors that Liev Schreiber was going to play Young Stryker in X-Men Origins: Wolverine? They're not true. Oh, Liev is in the movie. It's just that he's playing… Creed. Yes, one of my favorite actors of today is playing Sabretooth. This is… Continue reading
Fuck people who pass off their fake shit as real shit. I hope they all get eaten alive. Continue reading
It's tough for any project to get a lot of traction right now as the strike keeps any film without a finished script in limbo, but that's not stopping the deal makers from doing what they do best, which, besides picking up 14 year old boys at the mall, is… Continue reading
Jeremy's List – Devin's List – Russ's List – Nick's List There should probably be a moratorium on 2007 lists that drop a week into ’08, but I can’t be bothered with that. So what was the holdup here? Easy. I waffled. I had a version of this list put together… Continue reading
When I was in high school, I interviewed a woman who was taken hostage by John Dillinger. I have no idea what happened to the text of our conversation, but I remember her talking about getting blindfolded and held out on the running board as they sped out of… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Z Productions LLCMSRP: $19.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 114 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Beat the Drum: A South African Story Trailer The Pitch "There is a disease in Africa called AIDS and it seems to be pretty bad." The Humans… Continue reading
This is a helluva way to come back from a maternity leave. Undoubtedly, Salma Hayek is one of the sexiest women alive. Feel free to dispute this, and feel free to know that you are wrong. So I'm thrilled that she's finally returning to the big screen after… Continue reading
Here I am packing up everything I own for the second time in about six months. There's nothing I hate more than moving, so doing it twice in way less than a year is causing me no end of agita. But what's really bumming me out is the question that lingers over… Continue reading
