Archive · 2008

July 2008

530 posts

Simon Pegg = All American

Somehow, I've found myself in the mood for British comedy. I've been trying to catch up on some old BBC shows that I might've missed, and while scouring the internet for information I inevitably ended up on Amazon.com, knee-deep in the checkout screen. My… Continue reading →

Like a Pregnant Popeye

Jesus Christ, my ex-girlfriend has gotten fat. I ran into her last night at the bar, which is weird because I almost never go to the bar. Mostly because I hate running into people. Being so charming and physically attractive, people tend to remember me. Being… Continue reading →