I've developed a newfound appreciation for Mickey Rourke over the past couple of years. Now I finally understand why he was once referred to as the next Marlon Brando. There's just something about his acting abilities that seem otherworldly. He oozes machismo… Continue reading →
A Nice Hard Slap – Olympic Eating Habits. Michael Phelps eats 600 steaks, 350 eggs, 200 onions, 18 pounds of crayfish, 5 live hot dogs, 3 Fun Dips, and a Funyun a day and still manages to be svelte and fierce and able to make exaggerated faces when his… Continue reading →
I'm not going to write about The Clone Wars. Not because George Lucas bullied me into an embargo. Lucas hasn't bullied me into doing anything other than get the hell off his lawn, and that wasn't so much him as the X-Wing patch-wearing security guards he has… Continue reading →
I'm sorry to say, oh my loyal readers (all two of you), that I am a liar. In my half-assed little blogger bio I stated: "He's (Gabe) written for DVDActive.com for almost four years now, and racked up over 300 reviews, but still hasn't managed anything worthy… Continue reading →
What a piece of shit. Chronologically speaking, it's the first movie in the Bond series I can say that about, although sadly it will not be the last. The big difference between this and the four previous films is that their plotlines were at least set within… Continue reading →