In keeping with my nostalgic and obsessive-compulsive moods I'm looking back on many of my childhood favorite cartoons, most of which I haven't seen since I was a child. I'm trying to avoid needless nostalgia and look at these shows as objectively and… Continue reading →
To gush about how "Goldfinger" is the greatest Bond film ever (which it isn't) and how it set the formula and standard for subsequent Bond films has been done to death. So, I want to specifically focus here on things that are wrong with the movie. Don't… Continue reading →
When I was a kid I wanted to have sex with women, but most of them wouldn't let me. I thought, "Man, I wish I could skip all this growing up shit and get right to the screwing and cocaine." To pass the time, I put all my fantasies on paper and wrote the… Continue reading →