Archive · 2009

August 2009

360 posts

Getting Back on Track

Martin Scorsese's new film Shutter Island has been pushed back from October 2nd, the heart of Oscar season and frequently my favorite month at the movies, to February 19th of next year, a dumping ground for low-rent horror flicks, Norbit-style comedies, and… Continue reading

Ava(re)tar(d) Day!

I used to have a deeply-tanned, anorexic neighbor in her 60's that filled most her days by sunning beside the apartment pool. Every now and again, she would dive into the shallowest part of the pool and just sort of float on the surface; like a buoyant turd… Continue reading

What the What?

Over at USA Today, national enemy of thinking people, Scott Bowles, Film Editor and guy who believes that films suffer when their main character is unlikable, posted an article surveying the summer's least original movies (and, for no reason, Public… Continue reading