Archive · 2010

January 2010

419 posts

My New Pants: A Review

The button fly on these new pants reminds me of Keira Knightley's underbite. Let me back up. The recession. HEARD OF IT?? Sorry. Actually, let's get rid of that phrase in 2010 and beyond. "[something very well-known]. HEARD OF IT??" It was last decade's… Continue reading →