Adaptation was to be the movie of today. And I totally watched it, I swear. I love the movie, so I had no problem watching it. I then began to ponder what it is I would talk about in relation to the film and its content. As I'm sure we all know, the film is… Continue reading →
Dear Guy Sitting in Front of Me, I'm sure everyone in your high school drama class totally loves your witty bon mots. No doubt they laugh at your every joke (was that indeed them with you tonight?) and you thrive on it. That's nothing to be ashamed of. At… Continue reading →
Dear Wheel of Fortune (dare I address Pat Sajak?), I like you, the Wheel. I like you quite a bit. And that's not just my patented vodka-wine speaking (recipe: take one glass shitty grocery store wine. add vodka to taste). But I have to wonder about your… Continue reading →