I have absolutely no pride. I mean not really any at all. Dignity…a little. Decency… well… that's overrated. (I still refuse to wear a bra so I'm always sporting nipples, and I suppose that's perfectly offensive.) But pride? Nah. And it's… Continue reading →
Times are tough, and I'm finding that it shouldn't be an excuse for negative thinking. It's a time for creative thinking and a goddamned sense of humor. Focusing on how difficult things are is the best way to stagnate. I've had many conversations with people… Continue reading →
I've never understood God's logic in deciding to give me a small set of tits and other assorted girl junk. I can't seem to hang onto a girlfriend for more than a couple of years because I get tired of the banter never developing beyond clothes, boyfriends, or… Continue reading →
In 1993, I try my first cigarette. It's eighth grade and it's a pilfered smoke from my friend's grandmother. We're in the woods in flannel shirts and jeans sucking rebellion and premature adulthood through a cotton filter, and for only that, it tastes good.… Continue reading →
I've eaten at least three meals a day every day of my life. I don't remember most. Most feedings aren't celebratory, and most of the time food simply serves to banish hunger for the next four hours. And I've been thinking. What if someone were to ask me what… Continue reading →
I'm rounding the bend to 30 years of age, and my concept of life over time has begun to drastically change–not because 30 is a magical number, but because I've finally lived enough years to realize how fast they pass. One year goes quickly. It's alarming. I'm… Continue reading →
April 15th is behind us, and I'm relieved. I'm an independent contractor in a cash business. I pay my taxes quarterly and file them without the help of a CPA. It's taken me a long time and a lot of research to figure out what I'm doing. Come this year, I feel… Continue reading →
Yesterday I loaded up my vehicle with six weeks' worth of laundry in prep for a trip to the laundromat. I was tired, had worked third shift the night before, and was in a rush to finish the chore before meeting a friend for a late lunch. I got into my… Continue reading →
Pogo.com. It's an online game website that features some favorites like Monopoly and Scrabble as well as some other cute games. Almost every day my best friend and I log on to play at least a couple games of Scrabble. This is one of the ways that we nurture a… Continue reading →