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Some questions I asked myself while watching The Dark Knight: If Superman growled all the time, would anyone ever suspect he was really Clark Kent? Hong Kong? Why? Couldn't Gordon have just told his family he was going to be fake killed? Didn't he come back… Continue reading
There's a moment in Mama Mia! where I almost felt like my time and money hadn't been wasted. That life might be worth living again. As Meryl Streep and her screaming friend-goons go hip-swiveling out of their spit-shined studio and into the real-live Grecian… Continue reading
Former White House press secretary and Fox News anchor Tony Snow has died of cancer. Back when he was still breathing and lying to America for a living, Snow asked the members of the White House press corps to wear yellow silicone bracelets to commemorate his… Continue reading
While at Dragon*Con this Labor Day weekend, I'll be staying in a downtown Atlanta hotel that cost me $194 for four nights. No, not per night. Maybe I should be worried. I don't understand why I was able to score a room so cheaply. Even a space with cardboard… Continue reading
Well, this is war. A while back, I reviewed the first season DVD set of A&E's Paranormal State for my friends over at PinkRaygun.com, and I got a little carried away. I expected the show to be a simple Ghost Hunters rip off. You know, a bunch of amateur… Continue reading
Jesus Christ, my ex-girlfriend has gotten fat. I ran into her last night at the bar, which is weird because I almost never go to the bar. Mostly because I hate running into people. Being so charming and physically attractive, people tend to remember me. Being… Continue reading
I learned a lot from Wall-E this weekend. For one, there's no reason to ever pay for snacks at a movie theater when the Wal-Mart down the street has a seven-foot-tall steel cage full of eighty-eight cent movie candy. I loaded up on Cookie Dough Bites, Nerds,… Continue reading
With James McAvoy currently bending bullets around the brains of America's moviegoers, I thought it might be appropriate to revisit one of his breakout performances. No, I'm not talking about the pedo-erotic majesty of his Leto II in Children of Dune. I'm… Continue reading
Last autumn, I visited the set of J.J. Abrams' new Star Trek film. Well, "visited" may not be the right word. I hid behind a crate of hamdingers until I could sucker punch an extra and steal his clothes. The trousers fit perfectly, though the spy-proof white… Continue reading
This doesn't come from a reliable source, but it's just too awesome not to pass along. I've been getting word now for weeks that Nabisco is testing the hell out of the new Oreo Double Stuff Cakesters. Sure, the original cakesters had something for everyone.… Continue reading
If I see another adult reading part thirty-whatever in an epic series of kid lit fantasy novels, I'm calling Dateline. I understand that all the post-pubescents trolling through the children's sections of Barnes & Nobles aren't necessarily pedophiles.… Continue reading
There was something about her water balloon breasts straining at the oft-washed white cotton of her three-sizes-too-small halter top that sent my bodily beverages bubbling. I often experience such cognitive dissonance when walking through my Wal-Mart… Continue reading
