George Merchan

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DVD REVIEW: OLDBOY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TLA ReleasingMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 120 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Trailer for Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance• Deleted Scenes It’s a bitch when writing a review for a release of a film you love proves tricky. Oldboy… Continue reading

THE CHEWER COLUMN #41

Holy shit, this column DIDN'T go on a two-month break again! In case some of you folks haven't been aware, Creature Corner has been reanimated in a big way. Brit deity Dan Whitehead has taken over the reins and is slowly but surely guiding that bitch back to… Continue reading

REXXX, YOU SUCH A DIVA!

It's Monday… and news at this very moment in time is S-L-O-W. What does that mean for you exactly? A news item about a film starring a "divalike dog" that's what! Chew on that for a second… Now pray to God that Dave or Devin get you better news… Continue reading

CHUDSTORIES: TELL ME WHY

(From the Banned in 2025 stories) “First Sergeant Yung!” Captain Ponzi’s voice wasn’t the bark of a DI but it did carry weight. “Present, sir!” The shouts echoed through the crisp ocean air. Yung saw, practically felt, the intense scrutiny his CO measured him… Continue reading

THE CHEWER COLUMN #40

You can't keep a good column down. Nope, don't even try. So after yet another long hiatus, we're back. There are at least a couple more write-ups planned for down the road (Geoff, Trin… email me). After that, I think I'm going to try something different… Continue reading

DUNGEON SIEGE REVEALED

Our man Jakob once again hooked us up with what appears to be the first exclusive image from Uwe Boll's almost inevitable celluloid disaster, Dungeon Siege. So what can possibly be said about this? Honestly, my mind's a blank. You've got John Rhys-Davies in… Continue reading