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This doesn't do much for the "leave it the fuck alone" camp, but it's certainly better than the previous alternative… I think. According to Variety, Zak Penn has pulled rewriting duty on Joel Silver's The Dirty Dozen remake, which will hopefully be a… Continue reading
There are plenty of reasons to read Stuart Jeffries's Dennis Hopper profile for The Guardian, and "Oh Don Piano" news on a potential third installment in the dry-docked Speed franchise is not one of them. But here we are anyway, floating the possibility of a… Continue reading
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Emily Blunt possesses one fine piece of posterior. Less universally acknowledged, though nonetheless true: Maggie Grace is smokin', Maria Bello is aging splendidly and likes it on the stairs, and Amy Brenneman will… Continue reading
Hollywood may be on Operation Holiday Shutdown, but the town is still abuzz over some breaking bit of news over at Variety: Transformers has made some money. A whole bunch of it, actually. And inside sources at Dreamworks/Paramount are indicating that more… Continue reading
Spike Lee does a lot of talking. In the past, this has gotten him into a lot of trouble; he is an intemperate conversationalist who too often sees a proffered microphone as an opportunity to vent about whatever's bothering him at that precise moment. For… Continue reading
Taking shameless advantage of his friendship with Guillermo del Toro (and, as we all know, del Toro does not make friends easily), Neil Gaiman has traveled to Budapest and posted the very first, and very unofficial, pics of Hellboy 2 to his official website.… Continue reading
Welcome to the next CHUD List. We've tackled our our disappointments, our essentials list and slowly exhumed our Kills List from 2003, and now that we've begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Guilty Pleasures. We've all got those… Continue reading
When I first experienced the cinema of Edward Yang (at New York City's cramped Cinema Village) in late 2000, I had no idea I was also witnessing its culmination. How could I? Yang's works were rarely screened in the United States and never properly… Continue reading
What are you feelings on Michael Bay? Is he our greatest living orchestrator of vehicular pandemonium, a merely proficient action filmmaker or the Great Satan of Hollywood? Whatever you believe, I can guarantee you this: Michael Bay doesn't give a shit. The… Continue reading
Robert Redford's Lions for Lambs (based on a screenplay by Matthew Michael Carnahan) is one of this year's highly-touted "Let's Talk About Terrorism" movies. It is a tripartite narrative juxtaposing both political and academic wrangling over the country's… Continue reading
Did you happen to see that disheveled, pantsless, cake-smeared individual doing the Charleston down Barham this morning? No, no, no… not Tim Conway. The other one who looked a little like Jim Carrey in the middle of a Martin Lawrence-scale meltdown. I'm… Continue reading
Zach Helm's Stranger Than Fiction has its defenders. That's cool. Movies need defenders. I knew a guy in college who watched Psychos in Love every Valentine's Day because he hated women, and, while this curious disposition either fixed itself or got him into… Continue reading
