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Had Knocked Up managed to topple Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End as the top film at the box office last weekend, it would've been the story of the summer (until Evan Almighty tanks, but more on that later); unfortunately, Judd Apatow's excellent… Continue reading
Memo to Michael Bay: if you want Linkin Park, fucking get Linkin Park. (And I say this as someone with very little use for Linkin Park.) At the risk of looking like an idiot (what risk, right?), I'm going to declare this nu metal cover of the Transformers… Continue reading
Every time I see John McTiernan prepping a new film, I wonder why the hell he isn't in jail for lying to federal prosecutors about his employment of noted wiretapper-to-the-stars Anthony Pellicano. Did he ever serve time for this? Or did he get the Paris… Continue reading
Earlier today, I thought I'd amuse myself by liveblogging the series premiere of Tyler Perry's House of Payne, if only to get even with the sitcom for its incessant advertising campaign that nearly ruined the NBA Eastern Conference Finals (thank god, then,… Continue reading
Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass may be done with the Bourne franchise, but they are far from done with each other. The pair are planning their third collaboration – their first of the non-summer blockbuster variety – with an adaptation of Imperial Life in the… Continue reading
The state of the world today is upsetting enough, so what's the point in paying $10 to heighten one's misery? What's the upside in spending ninety minutes to watch a group of nubile ingénues get sliced up in gorily inventive ways when one need only listen to… Continue reading
Sir Ridley Scott loves to keep us guessing. Or he just likes to acquire projects. Though I've been assured that Body of Lies aka Penetration – which would re-team Scott with Kingdom of Heaven scribe William Monahan, who, in turn, would be re-teaming with The… Continue reading
I am forlorn no more. Fernando Meirelles's adaptation of Jose Saramago's intellectual sci-fi thriller, Blindness, was dealt quite a blow last month when Daniel Craig vacated the project in order to make a World War II movie with Edward Zwick (not what I'd do… Continue reading
There's no use getting overly indignant in response to the news that Lionsgate is developing a Meatballs remake; though I enjoy the Ivan Reitman original for Bill Murray's inspired riffing and the charisma vacuum that is Chris Makepeace (to be fair, he's much… Continue reading
If there is any justice on this whirling glob of dirt and water, there will be a major rediscovery of Daryl Dukes's Payday, in which world-class hellraiser Rip Torn gives the performance of his career as country-and-western warbler Maury Dann. Currently… Continue reading
On the ever shifting scale of pop culture irrelevancy, Spy Hunter is snuggled somewhere between The Great Space Coaster and Styx's Kilroy Was Here. Though one's a coin-operated video game, the other a children's television show and the latter a concept album… Continue reading
This news makes me wanna shoop. (And I'll venture that Eddy Curry's very pleased with it, too.) Harold Ramis shouldn't need the assistance of Judd Apatow to get his next project greenlit, but after the hugely underrated The Ice Harvest sputtered at the box… Continue reading
