Jeremy Smith

1,012 posts

GOD BLESS LABOR DISPUTES!

If every time there's talk of a strike, it means Michael Mann can get $120 million for a 1930's Hollywood noir epic – set on studio backlots and, if all goes according to plan, shot almost exclusively on soundstages! – and Peter Jackson can take (as two… Continue reading

PRETTY JAILBAIT

When you're lucky enough to call Eric Roberts "dad", that means a) you've got a direct access to some killer Mickey Rourke stories, b) every other movie shown on Cinemax between midnight and six a.m. will help put you through college and c) you aunt is… Continue reading

PJ ROLLS OUT THE BONES

After a much-deserved two year break in between mammoth productions, Peter Jackson is taking his first, tentative steps toward directing again by shopping his take on Alice Sebold's The Lovely Bones around to the studios. As someone who had little use for… Continue reading

BLOG HARD, HYPE HARDER

You've no doubt heard the big news by now, but for those of you who've been laying low after killing your ex-wife, here's the short version: Live Free or Die Hard is the Biggest Movie in the Blogosphere!!! Not since Nikki Finke blew the cover off the… Continue reading

REPULSION ENDURES

I'm not up on my Sara Gran, but I do know my Roman Polanski, and, aside from having the good sense to say no to a champagne/lude cocktail, I'm well aware that the master filmmaker did the crazy-bitch-gets-worked-up-over-nothing subgenre to perfection with… Continue reading

LANGELLA/NIXON

Opie Cunningham, director of the greatest film ever made starring Matthew McConaughey and Jenna Elfman (EDtv), has done the prudent thing and cast Frank Langella to reprise his role as former President Richard M. Nixon in his big screen adaptation of… Continue reading