Jeremy Smith

1,012 posts

OZ INMATE RAPES ALAN ALDA

You might know character actor Terry Kinney if were to see him in a random film, but you might not know why you should respect him. Though he's cashed plenty of paychecks appearing in crap like The Firm and Save the Last Dance, Kinney is eminently worthy of… Continue reading

APATOW LOVES HUGH

Look, I think Judd Apatow is doing to comedy what James Caan did to Playboy Playmates in the 1970s, but I have no freakin' idea who Ed Helms is. Apparently, he plays Andy Bernard on The Office. Cool. How much of a philistine am I for not watching The Office?… Continue reading

FORD GROWS A PAIR

Something remarkable happened over the weekend, but it got lost in the hand-wringing over Grindhouse‘s poor box office showing: after years of turning down role after role that might've asked him to play a morally ambiguous figure, Harrison Ford quietly… Continue reading

LEO VS. AL QAEDA

Leonardo DiCaprio, the interesting actor turned teen heartthrob turned interesting actor again, has lined up his next post-Revolutionary Road project, but this time I can goddamn guarantee you that it's a go picture. The movie is Body of Lies, which used to… Continue reading

GROUND OUT

(Correction: The Weinstein Company is not the U.S. distributor of Rian Johnson's The Brothers Bloom, as was originally indicated in this article. TWC is currently the foreign sales representative.) Spirits were high Thursday night at the New Beverly in West… Continue reading

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE

I feel like the professor who begins his semester by showing up late to class reeking of whiskey, but inauspicious debuts are my specialty, and those were always the best classes anyway… Hello, I'm Andre Dellamorte, and I'm doing to a twice weekly now… Continue reading

PROM NIGHT TO SUCK AGAIN

My grandmother was always quick to remind me, "If you ain't got nothin' nice to say, don't fucking say it, and, for the last time, turn off that goddamn hose!" She also blamed the Jews for her chronic arthritis, and once mailed President Reagan what she… Continue reading

F FOR FINISH IT

I'll never forget a brief exchange I had with Peter Bogdanovich in 1997 at a New York City Barnes & Noble book signing for the updated This is Orson Welles (a must-own tome for anyone who claims to love films, even though Welles wasn't always the most… Continue reading

CANNES BUY ME PUB

We're drawing nearer to the finalization of the 2007 Cannes Film Festival's in-competition, out-of-competition and un certain regard selections, and, as has been the case since the early 90s, the program directors are busily lining up some big names to ensure… Continue reading