DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 7/18/08
The Dark Knight will no longer be dark, cause he'll have more bling than Puff Daddy. Continue reading
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DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE: SPECIAL THE DARK KNIGHT REPORT
You know that pile of money The Joker lit on fire? TDK has made more than that. Continue reading
DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 7/18/08
What's coming out this weekend? The Dark Knight? Is it a sequel to Monty Python and the Holy Grail? No. Oh. Jeez. Continue reading
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP 7/11/08
HELL is over the CENTER OFTHE EARTH. Eddie Murphy flopped so hard, Mr.T clinched up his buttcheeks and ripped his dick off. Continue reading
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 7/4/08
Will Smith + a title that intimates weiners = huge Fourth of July ticket sales. Continue reading
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 6/27/08
Who WANTED WALL-E? As Gary Oldman would say "EVERYONE!" I haven't seen either. So there. Continue reading
Dellamorte's Dugout: Fuck You, Chewbacca!
The short list of technological terms to understand going out dancing: 10:45 PM: The perfect time to show up at The Short Stop (for me). The line out front (which I can shank regardless, regardless) is never that bad, the DJ is just getting ready to hit his… Continue reading
DD: Dellamorte Remembers… Batman (1976)
Fascism is a subject that seems to plague Clint Eastwood in his crime films. Or perhaps it's the specter of Dirty Harry that hangs over his Bruce Wayne. It's hard to say. But it's also impossible to think Sam Peckinpah would have cast Eastwood if it weren't… Continue reading
DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 6/27/08
Wanted: Dead or Alive? Easily the best volleyball movie ever (after Top Gun) Continue reading
DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 6/20/08
Who knew Gary Gnu? And that the American public had taste? No love for the Guru. That's what I'm saying. Continue reading
DD: When I Feel Like I'm in a Movie.
I'm getting old. We all are. But I'm now in my 30's. 32. Still. I can't drink like I used to. I've cut out caffeine (mostly just because), and I've cut down my cigar smoking to none. About two weeks back I bought a rice cooker. My evolutionary leap was… Continue reading
DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 6/20/08
This guru says that GURU isn't all that guru. Continue reading
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