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Part 1 Part 2 Previously on Blog Wars: The screaming tumor rips its way out of Armstrong’s skin, and slathers the entire bar, tender, Christ, Gacy, and the three bikers included, in the biker’s vital fluids. Christ wipes some of the gore from his face, then… Continue reading
As you all know, Mr. Trailer Voice has left us. I'm already betting on his getting the most applause at next year's In Memoriam section of the Oscar telecast. We'll see if I'm right. At this point, I think only Newman could knock him down from the top spot.… Continue reading
So, last Thursday, August 21st was my thirty-first birthday. It was also International Sex Day, coincidentally enough. (More on this presently). And now, as I begin my fourth decade on this planet, I thought it would be nice to share with all two of you that… Continue reading
Oh good. He won. Here's the thing. I woke up this morning to hear the news that Evo Morales had won his latest farce of an election with 61 percent of the vote. And all of you out there are asking what the fuck I'm talking about and why should you care. You… Continue reading
Okay. So I'd like this to not automatically be about Heath Ledger and what an awesome actor he clearly was and how his interpretation of The Joker is one of the most exciting things I've ever seen in a summer movie. And that's why I went ahead and made that… Continue reading
Last Thursday afternoon, I went to Monje Campero to see the trailer for Watchmen. Turns out that they didn't ship it down here yet. So, I had to settle for some movie called Batman: El Caballero de la Noche instead. Thankfully, I was able to download said… Continue reading
And now comes the part where I start hocking my goods onto you fine people. I warned you when this adventure began that I would eventually do a little bit of self-promotion, and so here it is. My long gestating motion picture, Nocturnia, finally has an… Continue reading
So, on Tuesday afternoon, I took in a screening of Tonight, He Comes. I will continue to refer to it by that title because it's the most bizarrely inappropriate title I've ever seen for an action adventure film. But I am not here to discuss my opinion of that… Continue reading
So, while all of you out there argue about how big a hit The Dark Knight is going to be or how much Hancock sucks or why M. Night Shyamalan should just up and quit already, I finally got around to playing Silent Hill: Origins. Reason it took this long is… Continue reading
I'm well aware of the tremendous hype surrounding The Dark Knight. I know all about the extensive viral marketing, endless series of incrementally longer Trailers, TV Spots and progressively more attractive posters on the walls of subway stations and… Continue reading
And so, M. Night Shyamalan's latest picture was greeted with the near universal vitriol and unabashed hatred that I expected was waiting for it… Knives sharpened and gleaming. I am pleased that everyone got it all out of their system because apparently,… Continue reading
It has now been approximately one week since I saw The Incredible Hulk and I can safely say there was nothing particularly memorable about it. Sorry. (Spoilers will follow) A week after watching Iron Man I was still quoting Jeff Bridges and his "box of… Continue reading
