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I'm one week away from my stem cell transplant, and after three days of watching my blood move through the most unbelievably convoluted machine I've ever seen in my life (do an image search for "stem cell apheresis machine" if you're curious), I was in need… Continue reading
I'm not keeping up too well here, but here's a short entry to hopefully drum up a little interest in my failing little blog. So here's a little game I made up for the horror movie holiday coming up on Friday. I'm sure many of you know what a Giallo film is,… Continue reading
So…I got a little sick there, been sleeping a lot, but I'm gonna keep up on this, you'll see. I've got the time now to catch up on all my little art projects, so I figure I'll share a few for fun. For years I've tried to overcome my generally middling… Continue reading
When did the Internet become so literal? Is irony really dead? Anyone that knows me knows I'm all about irony, and I think obvious overstatements and hyperbole is funny. Perhaps my writing is too dry for its own good. Maybe we need to invent a sarcastic font.… Continue reading
I know I said I'd get back to listing things and attempting to be clever as soon as I was done with Blog Wars, and I told myself I wouldn't use this space to bitch and moan about my private life, but sometimes life hands you such a massive batch of lemons you… Continue reading
Halloween is still more then a month away, and I haven't seen a single person in costume, or even stepped into a single costume shop. I have no idea what's even bing made available. That said, I can state with every ounce of my most sure fire conviction that… Continue reading
For those of you that missed it, Anderson's started the Blog Wars. Here's the explaination. From My Blog Skip: John Wayne Gacy, Jesus Christ and Lance Armstrong are in a bar. The bartender approaches them and asks what they'll have. Jesus says that he'll take… Continue reading
In her very grandma-ian way my grandmother sent me a support package when she heard about my ailing health. Yesterday I opened the mailbox to find a shoebox wrapped in brown postal paper. Inside was a whole bunch of tissue paper and plastic bags. Within the… Continue reading
The problem with ‘best of' lists is that there are so god damn many of them. For this, my list of favorite movie villains, I'm going to do my best to avoid the usual choices, like Darth Vader, Hannibal Lector, Norman Bates or Dracula. I'm aiming for… Continue reading
The problem with ‘best of' lists is that there are so god damn many of them. For this, my list of favorite movie villains, I'm going to do my best to avoid the usual choices, like Darth Vader, Hannibal Lector, Norman Bates or Dracula. I'm aiming for… Continue reading
In keeping with my nostalgic and obsessive-compulsive moods I'm looking back on many of my childhood favorite cartoons, most of which I haven't seen since I was a child. I'm trying to avoid needless nostalgia and look at these shows as objectively and… Continue reading
Since my life really isn't exciting enough to talk about, I've decided to write about my shitty day as if it were narrated by Sam Elliott. I walked into the office without using the handicap button. I hate it when functioning human beings push the handicap… Continue reading
