Ryan Covey

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DVD Review: Big Driver

By Ryan Covey · 04.24.2015 · No comments

A revenge thriller from the twisted mind that brought you IT and Pet Sematary and the network that brought you Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever. Continue reading →

Doomsday Reels: Red Dawn

By Ryan Covey · 04.13.2015 · No comments

The movie that poses the philosophical quandary, "Which came first, the persecution complex or the jingoism?" Continue reading →

Doomsday Reels: The Adventures of Milo and Otis

By Ryan Covey · 04.01.2015 · No comments

The darkest movie in human existence. Continue reading →

Doomsday Reels: Helldriver

By Ryan Covey · 03.29.2015 · No comments

Brace yourselves, dear readers, as we travel to the dark underbelly of cinema that is J-sploitation. Continue reading →

Doomsday Reels: Beowulf

By Ryan Covey · 03.16.2015 · No comments

Why stop at being the worst adaptation of Beowulf when you can also be the dumbest? Continue reading →

DVD Review: Exists

By Ryan Covey · 03.06.2015 · No comments

Bigfoot murders camera-using idiots in the woods, presumably so he can take their delicious beef jerky. Continue reading →

Blu-Ray Review: Phantom Of The Opera (1989)

By Ryan Covey · 03.02.2015 · No comments

"Boy, I sure love how stuffy and pretentious The Phantom of the Opera adaptations are, I just wish they could also be trashy and ultra-violent." Continue reading →

Doomsday Reels: Mulberry St.

By Ryan Covey · 03.02.2015 · No comments

Before Stakeland, there was Rat Island. Continue reading →

DVD Review: The Following – Season 2

By Ryan Covey · 02.16.2015 · No comments

Like a grizzled, alcoholic ex-FBI agent played by an actor with too much talent for the poorly-written show he's starring in; I return to review season 2 of the show that nearly destroyed me. Continue reading →