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‘Ben' a spin-off film was ill-advised/ a sequel where the bad guy wins is so unwise/ you should have just let it go/ but I want you to know/though it may make you sad/ your movie's really bad. (Your movie's really bad.) Continue reading
‘The Dentist 2' is here to ride a bicycle made of nightmares into your soul. Continue reading
‘Pet Sematary 2' reminds us that sometimes, just one movie is bettah. Continue reading
Is Charlie Brewster cool enough to make ‘Fright Night Part 2' worthwhile? Continue reading
‘Piranha Part 2: The Spawning' is another sequel to a ‘Jaws' ripoff that really went off the rails. Continue reading
Hey, if nothing else, ‘Alligator 2' is better than every single ‘Jaws' sequel. Continue reading
Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Continue reading
‘Basket Case 2' is the sequel that nobody asked for, but the one everyone desperately needed. Continue reading
‘Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings' completely misses the opportunity to call itself ‘Pumpkinhead Too: Son of Pumpkinhead." Continue reading
Terry O'Quinn returns to attain the American dream, no matter how many women and children he has to kill to do it, in ‘The Stepfather 2: Make Room For Daddy.' Continue reading
A goofy 80s movie that nobody saw gets a sequel 22 years later in ‘Slime City Massacre." Continue reading
Forget Bruce Springsteen's little sister, ‘Return to Sleepaway Camp' is here to set the record straight! Continue reading
