Justin Clark

201 posts

MCP: DREAMWORKS FEELS THE NEED, THE NEED FOR A NEED FOR SPEED MOVIE

By Justin Clark · 06.22.2012 · 3 comments

The house the Beard built is taking the racing franchise to the big screen. Continue reading →

MCP: OKAMI HD. I REPEAT. OKAMI HD.

By Justin Clark · 06.20.2012 · No comments

One of the most beautiful games ever crafted gets the HD makeover it deserves. Continue reading →

MCP: DOOM 3 BFG EDITION DRAGS YOU BACK TO HELL IN OCTOBER

By Justin Clark · 06.19.2012 · No comments

Semper Fi. Motherfucker. Continue reading →

MCP: SHOP SMART, SHOP…MK-MART?

By Justin Clark · 06.19.2012 · 3 comments

The Mortal Kombat film reboot's plot has taken a turn for the mundane. A Meniality, if you will. Continue reading →

MCP: YOU DON'T TRY TO RAISE MONEY FOR A FEMINIST GAMING DOCUMENTARY WITHOUT MAKING A FEW ENEMIES

By Justin Clark · 06.12.2012 · 11 comments

Fully clothed woman questions male gaze; internet hate machine activates. Continue reading →

MCP: E3–JUSTIN'S LAST WORDS

By Justin Clark · 06.11.2012 · 1 comment

Justin's summary of the biggest digital dog and pony show of the year. Continue reading →

MCP REVIEW: MAX PAYNE 3

By Justin Clark · 06.08.2012 · 5 comments

The link to Justin's review glowed green and expectant on the site like the Toxic Avenger's wang. The poor helpless reader clicked it and knew there was no going back….. Continue reading →

MCP: MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF E3 VIDEOS

By Justin Clark · 06.06.2012 · No comments

Footage and trailers from E3's most noteworthy titles so far all in one place. Gird your eyeholes. Continue reading →

MCP: NINTENDO'S E3 CONFERENCE LIVEBLOG

By Justin Clark · 06.05.2012 · No comments

"*ahem* ……Mario." *APPLAUSE* "….yep that's all we got, thanks for coming, and enjoy your E3! Guards! Alert my money jacuzzi to prepare for my arrival." Continue reading →