Warner Bros. has every right to be confident in their tentpole pic for 2008, Speed Racer. It has name-brand recognition, though of what variety, it remains to be seen. It’s being written and directed by the Wachowskis, who still have a lot of clout despite… Continue reading →
Everyone knows that Hollywood limousine liberals have a September 10th mentality, or at least everyone that listens to AM talk radio and watches Fox News knows that. I mean, we’re talking scientific fact, people. Proof positive comes in the form of a new… Continue reading →
When people first started talking about Rob Schneider and what a sensation he was on the comedy circuit, I shook my head in disbelief as…wait a minute. No one has ever talked about Rob Schnieder being any kind of sensation, save for perhaps a burning one. The… Continue reading →
When people first started talking about Katt Williams and what a sensation he was on the comedy circuit, I shook my head in disbelief as I’d only been exposed to his appearances as cast member on Nick Cannon’s terminally unfunny MTV “freestyle comedy show”… Continue reading →
“From the director of Nutty Professor II and the Adam Sandler remake of The Longest Yard.” I don’t care what genre of movie we’re talking about, that ain’t a good starting point. And yet, that’s exactly where New Line Cinema decided around this time last year… Continue reading →
What makes one a Chewer? It isn't just reading CHUD.com regularly, although that's a great start. It definitely isn't being an expert at mastication. Being a Chewer requires a certain sensibility that's outside of the mainstream. Sure, a Chewer can hold his… Continue reading →
Following today’s theme of developing stories we first reported on a few weeks back, Woody Allen spoke to the Spanish press this week about his upcoming untitled romantic drama set there and he mentioned that he’d like to add to the already cast Javier Bardem… Continue reading →
Making Manga into live action films has always been a dubious concept to me. The fantasy worlds of martial artists, giant robots, school love, and everything else in between just don’t seem to work as well when you don’t have the benefit of creating motion… Continue reading →
I only have a passing familiarity with the Robosapien toy. It’s some sort of plastic robot that is preprogrammed to mimic certain human functions and respond to commands from a remote. And by virtue of it being comparatively cheap against 4-figure toys like… Continue reading →
After Ole’ Nunz’ impassioned rant against the upcoming CG/live action hybrid Alvin & The Chipmunks movie a few weeks back, I chuckled and then promptly readied myself to repress all memory about this latest mistake from Tim Hill, esteemed director the second… Continue reading →
Of all of the guys to play James Bond, Pierce Brosnan is the one who seems to have taken his post-Bond career the most seriously. He’s been happily tweaking the suave Bond image in films like The Matador (which he also produced), and now he’ll be doing even… Continue reading →
Matthew McConaughey is one of those guys who I like to see in films, but I just don’t want to see him act. Any time he tries any other take on a character other than being a charming Southern hippie-ish dude who loves ladies and a good drink, it seems to fail… Continue reading →