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So, the big concept of Hancock, when it was still called Tonight, He Comes, was that you have a superhero who, well…can’t come when he’s with women, lest he kill them with his jizz, better known as su-per sper-her-herm (Check it). Supposedly, this facet was… Continue reading
Chris Rock had a great bit in his last standup special about the whole Siegfried & Roy/tiger attack debacle where he observed “That tiger didn’t go crazy! That tiger went tiger!” I keep waiting for Bernie Mac to go tiger. I got to know the guy through his… Continue reading
What’s worse – Waterboarding or bamboo shoots under the fingernails? Lindsay Lohan’s coke habit or her mom’s fame habit? The third act of Batman Begins or the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade? These are the types of moral dilemmas that we all wrestle with every… Continue reading
A few months back, we reported that Millennium Films was in the process of making a live-action Hercules movie, and on its face, that’s nothing Earth-shaking. But for those who understand what Millenium Films is about (and if you don’t, I’ll ask that you stop… Continue reading
Is it exciting to talk about a new Anne Hathaway movie? Um, no. Is it exciting to find any excuse to post pictures of her cleavage to ogle? Survey says yes. But I suppose we do have to slip in actual news just to keep up appearances. Think of this article as… Continue reading
For years now, there’s been talk, talk, and more talk of a Voltron movie, and that’s mostly lead to…just more talk, whether it be rumors that Pharrell from the Neptunes had been tapped to score it or people who refuse – to this day – to let go of the idea… Continue reading
When I first heard that they were going to make a movie, Notorious, out of Biggie Smalls’ life, my mind immediately jumped into fantasy casting mode. And after about 5 minutes and a mild headache, I jumped right the fuck out of fantasy casting mode. The guy… Continue reading
Welcome to the next CHUD List. We've tackled our our disappointments, our essentials list and slowly exhumed our Kills List from 2003, and now that we've begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Guilty Pleasures. We've all got those… Continue reading
We all know it’s Shia LeBeouf’s year. But I’m not basing it on the success of Disturbia or Transformers. I’m not basing it on the fact that Spielberg reportedly loves the kid and wants to have his babies. I’m not basing it on his surely skyrocketing asking… Continue reading
I know that Thomas Haden Church had a lot of lean years leading up to his sterling turn in Sideways. And I also understand that lots of cats simply want to work constantly to keep the dough rolling in and (hopefully) to exercise those thespian muscles. But… Continue reading
Ah, the accelerated cycle of Web buzz. For J.J. Abrams’ Cloverfield/1-18-08, we’ve gone from excitement at the initial trailer to intrigue regarding the follow-up viral marketing to frustration backlash at the apparent aimlessness of said viral marketing to… Continue reading
Welcome to the next CHUD List. We've tackled our our disappointments, our essentials list and slowly exhumed our Kills List from 2003, and now that we've begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Guilty Pleasures. We've all got those… Continue reading
