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Today's title is brought to you by my viewing of The Faculty this morning. Despite the quote, I will not be talking about The Faculty, but rather Pandorum. I would apologize for the confusion, but I don't respect you enough to do so. Pandorum is the monstrous… Continue reading
It's amazing how liking your job in some fashion, no matter how small, can impact how long the day feels. As someone who has worked countless 16 hour days, night shifts, and done tons of manual labor, I can honestly say that nothing has ever felt so… Continue reading
NEW SECTION BONANZA BONUS FUN TIME! Things I Like from Movies I Don't Today's Film: Accepted (2006) I don't recall what it was that urged me to see Accepted in theaters. Boredom? Peer pressure? A longstanding crush on Strangers with Candy‘s Tammi… Continue reading
I frequent a nearby park most nights to get some much needed exercise. There's a nice path that circles around the inner workings (your sports areas, child injury zones, etc). It's usually a pretty standard experience. I nod politely at other out-of-shape… Continue reading
Do you think there's somebody out there who loves Mr. Woodcock? An important query if ever there was one, I was inspired to ask it while channel surfing last weekend. Landing on Comedy Central, I was faced not with a several hour block of Scrubs* but this… Continue reading
Greetings from beyond the grave! I spent the last few weeks pretending to be dead, and boy howdy was it fun. Granted, in my version of the afterlife, the recently deceased can drink heavily, so everything worked out pretty well. Met God and all that. And by… Continue reading
The hiccups are the worst thing ever. Do you get 'em loud? I get 'em loud. And they're annoying. No amount of Bananarama can cure that. I only mention that because I'm watching The Karate Kid right now and "Cruel Summer" is playing. And I'm still hiccuping!… Continue reading
As I sit in my current lodgings cradling an empty bottle of cheap, store-bought sangria, I ponder how I arrived at this point in my life. What decisions could have been made better? What choices could have taken me to greater heights? Were life but Dragon… Continue reading
Because then he could become Sgt. Pepper! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ha. Right then. I've decided to take a different approach here at Fine-Toothed Coombs. Up until this point, there hasn't been a real "style" per se to my ramblings. I'd pretty much just… Continue reading
You know what I'm watching right now? Porn. What are you watching? I'm at my uncle's lake house. And my uncle gets porn. It seems unbecoming of a man (or should I say unbecumming) to not watch it. And here I am, watching True Blood at my uncle's house. Or at… Continue reading
I've done some drunken blogging in my time, but my last entry takes the cake. Seriously, I don't recall how I got downstairs to my current room, let alone writing about whatever pornography was playing on my television last night. From the sound of it,… Continue reading
